HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY TO ME.
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in The Rum Diary (request by anon)
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i get walked into in the hall:
sorry
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i get knocked and drop my books:
sorry
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i get pushed against the wall:
sorry
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i get pushed down a couple of stairs:
sorry
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i get pushed out the window:
sorry
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i get run over by a car:
sorry
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i get murdered:
sorry
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me:
wow i like this person a lot
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me:
i should talk to this person
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me:
wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
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me:
types out message
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me:
gets nervous
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me:
exits page
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me:
floats away from computer
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me:
drifts out window
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me:
is lifted up into space
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me:
orbits around earth
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me:
is incinerated by the sun